Sylvester’s dilemma.

All cat owners have concerns about their pets. They are tied to them and treasure their company, they calm collected cool while lounging away on the windowsill on a sunny evening. There is also the concern about where they shit. The litter box of their life.

Litter-Robot Inc. has the answer. It now can clean up all that biological byproduct, so you don’t have to. The future of scatology is here.

Yet, no matter how much we pamper our cats we need to remember that, as these pictures show in a cute manner, they need to remember the instincts they’ve gained over generations beyond our meager conception.

A cat should always retain that basic drive to hunt its prey.

There should be conflict and no turning away.

Smelling the fear in the prey should increase its desire to finish the attack.

If the prey turns aggressive, offense is the better defense.

At no time, give up the higher ground.


Do NOT sleep with the enemy.

If the problem of pampering you cat turns them into this cat, remember that without true instincts it might not be able to be avoided becoming this, a useless fucking cat.